Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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