At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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