The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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