Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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