i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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