I wish I could punch you in the face.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm both gender and math confused
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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