so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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