I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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