Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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