Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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