that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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