so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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