We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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