We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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