I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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