i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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