And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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