Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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