"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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