I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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