Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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