That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm too high and old for this...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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