the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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