Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Pants are for mortals
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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