he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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