How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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