I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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