your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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