Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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