i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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