Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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