He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
The police scanner is talking about you again....
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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