you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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