Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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