I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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