This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
