I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
