I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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