I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
tell me about the fingering
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