two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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