The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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