in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i drank out of a bidet.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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