The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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