"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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