I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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