Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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