...so i touched it.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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