are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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