I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
