Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
vagina is talking i cant
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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