i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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