I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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