Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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