I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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