I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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